Tom's Gallery of Humor and Insight: Archive

Jan 1st

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2011 DID NOT SUCK (And here's why)

I’ve had some bad times too. Even some this year. But 2011 DID NOT SUCK. What’s with the lack of optimism here? Pretty damn proud of finishing High School, starting college, meeting great friends, and learning a few life lessons. And for those of you not going into college yet, you should embrace this year. Every year you experience in High School is preparation for when you go...

Jan 1st

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lai-lai-hey asked: Happy New Year!! If it rained happiness, I wish a storm for you! Happy Holidays!!（＾∀＾）ノ

Dec 31st

Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...

Dec 31st

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Tom's Official New Years Resolutions!

‎1) Always remember: The only way we are going to die in 2012 is if everybody panics about Mayan predictions and presses a nuke button out of Panic. ‎2) Remind others of Resolution 1 ‎3) Get kissed under a Mistletoe before Christmas. THAT is a promise. Not kidding. I’m going to buy that and the fishing pole by the end of november ‎4) Become a Jedi, like my father before me ‎5) Quote...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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mcavoyhasladyhips: one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you” other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: Did you received my ask?

Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: How old are you? Where you live? I love your blog XD

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: if you’re reading this you have been cursed, past this to the next 10 people or the devil will posses you tonight at 2:03am

Dec 30th