February 2012
33 posts
Twilight Sucks!: 100 reasons why Twilight sucks. →
abctaylor:
I can’t remember where I found this, but I saved it. 1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides by calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her. 3. She can’t do anything without Edward. 4. And when he leaves she attempts to…
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brandothan asked: Tom. Favorite flavor of pie.
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
laugh-addict:
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
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Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
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A Summery of the Life of Jesus. Not exactly...
I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.
laugh-addict:
LOL. next joke.
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Hey Guys! I have a new Tumblr blog!
I’m trying out a new blog! Where as this one I post generally funny things (with some wisdom), “Tom with Tom” is all about my adventures with either myself alone, or myself with…myself. Check it out! www.tomwithtom.tumblr.com Don’t worry. I’ll still actively use this one for all my general humor and insight. :)
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Had this convo on Omegle
You: Where's Bin Laden?
Stranger: Dead. You a little slow on the news?
You: Really? Oh shit
You: I should inform the fuhrer
Anyone feel like being cute? ;)
Okay, so this day called “Valentines Day,” is coming. I’m gonna post this (you can too) & see what number people INBOX me. 1. Second Chance 2. You’re Cute 3. Kiss 4. Better Friendship 5. Chill 6. Cuddle 7. Long term Relationship 8. An apology 9. A Hug … 10. I like you 11. Im Crushing on you 12. I dislike you 13. I love you 14. Will you be my Valentine?
Mr.liam brennen, shouldn't you be taking notes?
:P
HEY GUYS!
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