Plasma Candy On Ice!! The Award Winning Short Film by Thomas Schalk!

Feast your eyes on Adventure, Drama, Horror, and Romance! All in one film! 

Here’s an awesome idea: Let’s reblog it so everyone on the internet can see it! YAY! 

Real Talk from the Hood

Episode 2: Health Concerns

Tom’s Official New Years Resolutions!

 ‎1) Always remember: The only way we are going to die in 2012 is if everybody panics about Mayan predictions and presses a nuke button out of Panic.

‎2) Remind others of Resolution 1

‎3) Get kissed under a Mistletoe before Christmas. THAT is a promise. Not kidding. I’m going to buy that and the fishing pole by the end of november

‎4) Become a Jedi, like my father before me

‎5) Quote Star Wars a little less

‎6) Become more familiar with Public Transportation

‎7) Go to more clubs and learn to mingle more with people

‎7.5) Particularly girls

7.58) Well, guys also, but not for the same reason

7.583) Not to say I only talk to girls for one reason, I just…uh…

‎7.9) I wanna meet more people. There we go. Moving on…

8) Continue to become a better dancer

‎9) Get into a TV show

9.5) KEEP. F-CKING. WATCHING.

10) Beat a video game till its complete, and not just stop for a week and forget about it. Because that way, I just lose interest

11) Expand my voice acting career

‎12) Proceed to be cautious of Politicians…Ron Paul is fine, though…for now. Wanna look more into that whole Newsletter thing

13) Go to the gym and get tone…

wait is that one thing, or two? Ill divide it up anyway.

13) Go to gym

14) Get tone

15) Become a better flirt. Apparently, shouting the phrase “YOU HOT! LEMME BITE THAT TITTIE” doesn’t work

16) This is the most important of all. My ultimate resolution is to expand upon my ability to love and learn with others. Share the love, life, and liberty with others the same way i’d like it to be shared with me.

Happy New Year, Everybody! :) 

HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE GHETTO: PROPERTY INVASION

Yes. I was bored. :P

Real Talk from the Hood

Episode 1: Life ain’t fair

Ya know….

This is not only a blog of Humor. It is also one of Insight, hence both words are within the name. Feel free to ask questions, and I will use my youth-based middle class experience to answer your problems. Like why is Nutella so good? Why does Rick Perry exist? Shit like that.

Also, ladies. Feel free to admit your attraction to me.

Your move, gals. 

From Whysiriwhy.com
Siri, you clever bastard :P

From Whysiriwhy.com

Siri, you clever bastard :P

asker

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

God held me in his hands, and said “Kiddo, you’re going to be awesome…”

And then he gently placed me in a vagina 

Ha :P

Ha :P

I do shit like this when I am bored. Featuring Optimus Prime

Found this tidbit from hoifoichoi From Funnyjunk.com

Found this tidbit from hoifoichoi From Funnyjunk.com