A Summery of the Life of Jesus. 

Not exactly politically accurate. 

Courtesy of some random post on funnyjunk

Courtesy of some random post on funnyjunk

asker

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

God held me in his hands, and said “Kiddo, you’re going to be awesome…”

And then he gently placed me in a vagina 

I found this to be hilarious

I found this to be hilarious